Some planes arrive with their own baggage.
Parody of The Weather Girls’ “It’s Raining Men” written and performed by Remy. Mastering and backing vocals by Ben Karlstrom.
TEXTS
Welcome to Boeing, where we make earnings per share
And also, I imagine, planes
Sir, I still have some concerns about the security of our process for the new…
Have you seen our new incentive?
Our new plane consumes little fuel
It’s the Prius of the skies
And once we achieve our ESG goals
We have enough to worry about, guys
Dilute our key priorities
It is problematic for security
Don’t you think there might be consequences one day?
None that I can predict
Um… it’s raining men
He’s a guy, yes
It’s raining men
A man!
Our passengers, unlike our fuselage, will be screwed with this plan!
Things couldn’t be worse
Um, have you seen our diversity score?
Our executive team and door locks
Both have fewer nuts than before
If we reach our CO2 standards
I can buy that Panerai
The only carbon collapse
It’s that boy’s body
Oh, don’t tell me it’s happening again…
It’s raining men
Another guy, yes…
It’s raining men
A man!
Like Jim Morrison’s overdose, this is really bad for doors, man.